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bluevalentine · 22nd March 2005, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alphonso

I'll bring along the 'Trained Killer' for protection and his mum to tuck him in at night.

Alph

So it won't be a lads' fortnight out then?

bluevalentine · 22nd March 2005, 09:13 PM

More claptrap from 'Jeezuz!' Gill on daily mail

My good Azurri mate Rosso Arista has just posted on frigginredeejits
Tune in tomorrow when the lazy bastards at DC have turned in to wind the clockwork computer

Alphonso · 22nd March 2005, 09:30 PM

Ok, OK, so I'll tuck him in then!

I didn't realise it was a 'fortnight' BlueVal!

Anyway, I have a cunning plan to find Kippo. I remembered his real name at 4am this morning, sad old git that I am. If I manage to track him down it'll cost you a plate of curried 'Brains 'n' bollocks' BV.

Alph

bluevalentine · 22nd March 2005, 09:34 PM

Get Bell Boy as well and I'll buy you all the gurda'n'kapoora you can eat. Think I'm getting withdrawal symptoms!

bluevalentine · 22nd March 2005, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alphonso

I didn't realise it was a 'fortnight' BlueVal!

Alph

Just how long do you think it will take to get to Haifa and back in a 1990 LWB Lannie? Especially with you, me, Blend, Berkoz and a shedload of pork pies aboard.

Alphonso · 22nd March 2005, 10:13 PM

Crumbs BV, dinna go forgitting Streaky! He's a main man when it comes to food, second only to drink if I read the boy correctly!
He's the man who invited us all over to his crib for a post season nosh just before Izzet crashed last time. Now, I dont think the crash had anything to do with him having second thoughts but.............

Also he's a Uni Prof which means that he has access to the spliffs that would be necessary to keep TUBI under sedation before the match.

On the subject of us helping you for your kind assistance with this site, I've had a flash of inspiration.......

I have given this some thought and have decided to offer my services doing a fine vintage burgundy tasing for you and your acolytes. All you need to do is provide and line up the wines and I'll do the rest.

I have a foolproof way of telling the reds from the whites in a blind tasting. Believe me, you may laugh but it aint always easy"!

I have just been invited to accompany the TK on his next Ireland Squad Training. Bearing in mind your kind (if rather rash) offer of a bed and some serious imbibing I am minded to accept. I'll give you dates in plenty of time to find plausible reasons for declining!

Alph

bluealf · 22nd March 2005, 10:46 PM

hello lads

a big thanks to steaky, glad i kept the old email from the original crash.

well food drink n city wot could be better

ctid

bluealf · 22nd March 2005, 10:48 PM

obviousley all that talk bout food made me spell streaky wrong

but a fine fillet steak wud b nice 2 washed down with the northern cultured palet of stella artois, becoz its reasuringly expensive lol

ctid

Erik Bloodaxe · 23rd March 2005, 08:06 AM

I have heard that the biggest Thai restaurant in the North/Country/Europe/World in being built by the side of the City of Manchester Stadium, is this true?

Agree with BlueStreak about the Saffon in the old Cheetham Town Hall, ate there last time I was in Manchester; Good value, BYO with no corkage and a great pint of Holts within easy reach afterwards.

Alphonso · 23rd March 2005, 08:17 AM

Erik Bloodaxe?

Erik Bloodaxe · 23rd March 2005, 08:28 AM

Ask BlueValentine.....

Berkozboy · 23rd March 2005, 08:32 AM

Oh come on Alph, weren't the Bloodaxes from Prestbury way, used to drink in the Dun Cow in Chelford and ride with the Cheshire Forest Hunt ? This is probably Daphne Bloodaxe's youngest. I'm sure they were fans of Altrincham.

I remain

Berkozex

Alphonso · 23rd March 2005, 08:38 AM

Ah indeed! The little grey cells fail me!

You are indeed amongst the saddest of men Berkoz. I cant wait for the Haifa trip. Only another 26 years to go you reckon?

Alph

bluevalentine · 23rd March 2005, 08:55 AM

Welcome back Bluealf, also M.Bloodaxe, comment ca va? (can't find the friggin sedilla on a PC keyboard!)

Alph, the estimable Erik and I have history, harking back to Captain Dunkirk's earlier vessels (the SS Batty Batt and SS Satisfaction and SS Main Aim) of which he was First Mate. He's more Mancunian than Chelford - a Boggartholecluffian if I mind rightly.
His appearance calls to mind the gastro-occasion at Whitstable where we paid for a large though less than satisfactory repast by the simple expedient of handing over the previous diner's tip! Those were the days.

Berkozboy · 23rd March 2005, 09:06 AM

BTW the roadtrip to Kiryat Eliezer, home ground of Maccabi Haifa and somewhat ironically named as the 'Mecca' of Israeli football is a rare old treat. We're talking the type of geographic variances whereby if you are travelling from the south it is possible to be on a beach in the morning basking in 80 degree heat and then skiing on the snow caps of Mt. Hermon a couple of driving hours later - pretty remarkable.

For the forkers there are the delights of the Yemenite diners with their crunchy meat kibbehs and sweet mint teas and for the corkers some lively hospitality at the Carmel vinyards.

There you go; footie, scoff and plonk all sitting easily with each other in the same post. This must be our long lost spiritual home.

I remian

Berkozex - The Whicker man.

Alphonso · 23rd March 2005, 09:07 AM

As the esteemed FE Smith put it so succinctly when the presiding judge complained that he was none the wiser after 2 hours of Smith's questioning of the witness, ' Indeed not your honour, but you are better informed'.

Erik Bloodaxe?

Alph

bluevalentine · 23rd March 2005, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alphonso

I have a foolproof way of telling the reds from the whites in a blind tasting.

Alph

The Reds are the ones drinking out of the bottles?

btw Rosso Arista is up and running and winding them up on MUEN - so far only one Rag has ventured onto the thread, must be hiding away in shame!

bluevalentine · 23rd March 2005, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alphonso

Erik Bloodaxe?

Alph

The full story is long and involved, quite possibly boring to those who ken not what a Merlin-Rocket is. I'll tell it next time you're in Toners. Although we'll probably go to Mulligans.

The original Erik was a Dane who migrated to the North of England, killed quite a few people, tykes, barcodes and his brothers mostly. Not to be confused with Erik or indeed Eric the Red; or Eric Morecambe, he was killing people on our side of the Pennines.

Alphonso · 23rd March 2005, 09:39 AM

Thanks BV

I would have worried about that gap in my knowledge all day!

Mulligans it is.

A

BlueStreak · 23rd March 2005, 09:45 AM

I can add a bit to that - the original Eric Bloodaxe was briefly king of Norway (son of Harald Fairhair - great names those Vikings had) before they got tired of his ways and gave him the boot. He ended up as king of York (Yorvik as it then was) before coming to a suitably grim end. Must have been a Lids fan to judge by his record.

Anyone follow up the link I posted? The sheer arrogance and effrontery of the rags and other big clubs gets worse by the day if possible.

Bad news from the ressies on Monday btw, they only managed a 1-1 draw with Wolfs in a very poor game. Jon Macken scored a really good goal then took it upon himself to take a pen (instead of BWP) and missed it.

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bluealf Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10	obviousley all that talk bout food made me spell streaky wrong but a fine fillet steak wud b nice 2 washed down with the northern cultured palet of stella artois, becoz its reasuringly expensive lol ctid Last edited by bluealf; 22nd March 2005 at 10:50 PM.

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22nd March 2005, 09:30 PM	#83
Alphonso Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mid Wales Posts: 116	Ok, OK, so I'll tuck him in then! I didn't realise it was a 'fortnight' BlueVal! Anyway, I have a cunning plan to find Kippo. I remembered his real name at 4am this morning, sad old git that I am. If I manage to track him down it'll cost you a plate of curried 'Brains 'n' bollocks' BV. Alph

22nd March 2005, 09:34 PM	#84
bluevalentine french provincial bistro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Manchester-in-the-Mind Posts: 70	Get Bell Boy as well and I'll buy you all the gurda'n'kapoora you can eat. Think I'm getting withdrawal symptoms!

22nd March 2005, 10:13 PM	#86
Alphonso Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mid Wales Posts: 116	Crumbs BV, dinna go forgitting Streaky! He's a main man when it comes to food, second only to drink if I read the boy correctly! He's the man who invited us all over to his crib for a post season nosh just before Izzet crashed last time. Now, I dont think the crash had anything to do with him having second thoughts but............. Also he's a Uni Prof which means that he has access to the spliffs that would be necessary to keep TUBI under sedation before the match. On the subject of us helping you for your kind assistance with this site, I've had a flash of inspiration....... I have given this some thought and have decided to offer my services doing a fine vintage burgundy tasing for you and your acolytes. All you need to do is provide and line up the wines and I'll do the rest. I have a foolproof way of telling the reds from the whites in a blind tasting. Believe me, you may laugh but it aint always easy"! I have just been invited to accompany the TK on his next Ireland Squad Training. Bearing in mind your kind (if rather rash) offer of a bed and some serious imbibing I am minded to accept. I'll give you dates in plenty of time to find plausible reasons for declining! Alph

22nd March 2005, 10:46 PM	#87
bluealf Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10	hello lads a big thanks to steaky, glad i kept the old email from the original crash. well food drink n city wot could be better ctid

23rd March 2005, 08:06 AM	#89
Erik Bloodaxe L'Auberge au fond de la fondue Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: On the snowy side of the hill Posts: 172	I have heard that the biggest Thai restaurant in the North/Country/Europe/World in being built by the side of the City of Manchester Stadium, is this true? Agree with BlueStreak about the Saffon in the old Cheetham Town Hall, ate there last time I was in Manchester; Good value, BYO with no corkage and a great pint of Holts within easy reach afterwards.

23rd March 2005, 08:17 AM	#90
Alphonso Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mid Wales Posts: 116	Erik Bloodaxe?

23rd March 2005, 08:28 AM	#91
Erik Bloodaxe L'Auberge au fond de la fondue Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: On the snowy side of the hill Posts: 172	Ask BlueValentine.....

23rd March 2005, 08:32 AM	#92
Berkozboy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 63	Oh come on Alph, weren't the Bloodaxes from Prestbury way, used to drink in the Dun Cow in Chelford and ride with the Cheshire Forest Hunt ? This is probably Daphne Bloodaxe's youngest. I'm sure they were fans of Altrincham. I remain Berkozex

23rd March 2005, 08:38 AM	#93
Alphonso Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mid Wales Posts: 116	Ah indeed! The little grey cells fail me! You are indeed amongst the saddest of men Berkoz. I cant wait for the Haifa trip. Only another 26 years to go you reckon? Alph

23rd March 2005, 08:55 AM	#94
bluevalentine french provincial bistro Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Manchester-in-the-Mind Posts: 70	Welcome back Bluealf, also M.Bloodaxe, comment ca va? (can't find the friggin sedilla on a PC keyboard!) Alph, the estimable Erik and I have history, harking back to Captain Dunkirk's earlier vessels (the SS Batty Batt and SS Satisfaction and SS Main Aim) of which he was First Mate. He's more Mancunian than Chelford - a Boggartholecluffian if I mind rightly. His appearance calls to mind the gastro-occasion at Whitstable where we paid for a large though less than satisfactory repast by the simple expedient of handing over the previous diner's tip! Those were the days.

23rd March 2005, 09:06 AM	#95
Berkozboy Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 63	BTW the roadtrip to Kiryat Eliezer, home ground of Maccabi Haifa and somewhat ironically named as the 'Mecca' of Israeli football is a rare old treat. We're talking the type of geographic variances whereby if you are travelling from the south it is possible to be on a beach in the morning basking in 80 degree heat and then skiing on the snow caps of Mt. Hermon a couple of driving hours later - pretty remarkable. For the forkers there are the delights of the Yemenite diners with their crunchy meat kibbehs and sweet mint teas and for the corkers some lively hospitality at the Carmel vinyards. There you go; footie, scoff and plonk all sitting easily with each other in the same post. This must be our long lost spiritual home. I remian Berkozex - The Whicker man.

23rd March 2005, 09:07 AM	#96
Alphonso Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mid Wales Posts: 116	As the esteemed FE Smith put it so succinctly when the presiding judge complained that he was none the wiser after 2 hours of Smith's questioning of the witness, ' Indeed not your honour, but you are better informed'. Erik Bloodaxe? Alph

23rd March 2005, 09:39 AM	#99
Alphonso Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mid Wales Posts: 116	Thanks BV I would have worried about that gap in my knowledge all day! Mulligans it is. A

23rd March 2005, 09:45 AM	#100
BlueStreak Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Crumpsall, Manchester/Arlington, Virginia Posts: 42	I can add a bit to that - the original Eric Bloodaxe was briefly king of Norway (son of Harald Fairhair - great names those Vikings had) before they got tired of his ways and gave him the boot. He ended up as king of York (Yorvik as it then was) before coming to a suitably grim end. Must have been a Lids fan to judge by his record. Anyone follow up the link I posted? The sheer arrogance and effrontery of the rags and other big clubs gets worse by the day if possible. Bad news from the ressies on Monday btw, they only managed a 1-1 draw with Wolfs in a very poor game. Jon Macken scored a really good goal then took it upon himself to take a pen (instead of BWP) and missed it.